Which is sooooo not as cool a nickname as the moniker I'm hoping for: "That New Chick Whose A Badass."
Also: I shall high-tail it to CVS for sunless tanner, ASAP. Milky White Legs (and not in a sexy Nicole Kidman Way).... Arrrrrrggggggg!
Navy "Silk Dot Print Tunic" - Banana Republic
Black Pencil Skirt - Michael by Michael Kors via Nordstrom
Black Flannel & Satin "Molly" Pumps - J.Crew
Gold Feather Earrings - Kendra Scott via Gilt Fuse
Gold Medallion Necklace - wedding present