I usually respond to his cracks by belting out a Really, Really Cool & Tough (<-- Sarcasm) Sorority Song from back in the day.
But I'll refrain from those shenanigans here.
Chiffon Ruffle Jacket - Ann Taylor
Green Top - Banana Republic
Black Pencil Skirt - Michael by Michael Kors
Rose Metallic "Claudia" Pumps - J.Crew via Ebay
Stamped K Necklace - Sonya Renee